The enemy

There is a new creature that has just moved into our house. It's evil. It has a little thing on the top of it that spins and it shoots up in the air. It also has a tail except its not like mine. It's striat, mine is rounded. It can't wag its tail like I can. It also has a spining thing on its tail. Strangely it only has two feet. It's strage. It looks kind of like a bug. Only I'm not quite sure if it is or not.

It tried to hurt my mom so I jumped to her defence. I gladly saved the day. Okay, not really but I was close.

Hey, doggy friends, do you know what it is.

Do not disturb

What's my day like? I get up. Boy lets me out. Boy feeds me. Mom gets up and I hang out in the kitchen to help her make school lunches. If I'm lucky, she drops a pretzel or two. I ask to go out again. I come in and lay down. I catch afew z-z-z-z-z-zs. If I hear someone in the kitchen, I come running. They might need me to clean up the floor if they drop something. Sometimes I walk the kids to school. Other times I don't. Sometimes I go to Joey's house (a german shorthair pointer). Other times I don't. I catch more z-z-z-z-z-zs. My people come home. I hang out in the kitchen while mom makes dinner. I sit by my dish and try to look pathetic. I eat. I catch some z-z-z-z-z-zs. During my family's dinner I sit just outside the room. I'm not allowed in. Something about it not being polite to put my nose on the table while they're eating. When the scriptures are being read, I always perk up my ears because I love God's word. (and I know it's almost time for me to come in and clean up the floor) I come in. Scope out the floor for dropped food. Then I catch more z-z-z-z-zs. Sometimes Mom takes me for a walk. I catch more z-z-z-z-z-z-zs. I go out and come in. I get a couple of treats and then go to bed.
Life is good.

Things have been really weird around here. Every morning, the kids disappear for hours. It's like, where are they? Oh yeah...I did walk them to the brick building yesterday. Mom kissed them goodbye, they patted me on the head and then they went inside of it. Then Mom and I walked home again. Later on in the day...a big yellow thing rolls up the road and Mom says, "the kids are home" and I run to the window and look out. They come inside and then they trash the house.
Oh well. As long as I'm still fed, I'm happy.

It's good to be home!

Last week I to my peoples friends house for a while. I had lots of fun there.But I was happy when I got to see my people again.When I got home all of my people were very happy to see me. I got lots of hugs and kisses from every one at my real home. I miss my peoples friends house,but I'm glad to be home!

mini vacation

I have just gotten back from staying at someone's house while the humans went on vacation without me. Without me! ug how insulting. But I had fun. The people who whatched me have a huge yard that I can run around in. They also took me swimming which I love to do.

shwimmin'!

My humans think I have nothing better to do then chase this empty waterbottle into the pond and get it for them. I mean....if they want it so bad, why do they keep throwing it in and expecting me to get it? So why do I do it? Treats. It's all about the treats. As long as I'm fed I'm happy!

The other week I went on a hike with my family. It was fun. There was one of those big puddle pf water things and it was quite refressing. Do you ever go on hikes?

summer

Summer is almost here. It's the wonderful season of change. Like for instinse, no more editor and more chewy watermelon. Actually I'm not sure if I completely got rid of the editor he still hasn't responded.

You know maybe I should be nicer to the editor since he does feed me every morning and he lets me in off the chain and even sometimes picks up my... well my "leftovers". Lets leave it a that.

Come on Summer!!!!!

Letter to Mr. Editor

Dear Mr. Editor

I am terribly sorry but you have been FIRED!!!! And don't you try that quote "you can't fire me!" It will NOT work. You have been prohimited from my blog from further notice.

I am sorry but I think my blog would be much better off with OUT you! you are a plain Nusaince and I don't like you dealing with my blog.

If you want to you can become my scribe since it is really hard to post with these paws.

Sherman,

My unique Parts (part 2)

This is continued from the last post.


Part #4: My mouth,
Look at these beautiful teeth! Made for destruction. And there's also my lips, my black lips. They almost have little pimples on them. And there's also my tougue, good for lick'n




Part #5: My bottom of my foot.
It's almost rubbery. This is also how I make my prints.
It's weird all the hair grow between them.

Part #6: my toes
My toes are very special you can notice the long toe nails! eek! Oh and between each toe is a slack of skin, It's good for swimin'!


THE END OF MY PARTS

My important and Unique parts (Part 1)

#1. My eye. Eyes can be annoying when they give off all those eye goops. Sometimes I think my eye looks like it's on fire because of the red circle.

#2: my tail. When I was a pup it would sometime seem as if it had a zig zag on it but it's disappered. This is also the most deadly and violent part of my body. I'm often so happy to see you a wip hard with my tail.

#3 My arch. Between my two eyes is a rig sort of thing. I guess it's kind of interresting but yet it isn't but anyway it got on the blog.

stay tuned for I shall continue thiss on the next POST!!!!!

I Honor of my Birthday....

I present to you.... my nose! (see? Told ya it was pink) Actually I prefer to call it my sniffer.

And, since it is my birthday...I thought it only right that I show you a picture of me as a little tyke. I was only 5 weeks old. My family came to the farm where I was born and picked me out. I wasn't allowed to leave with them yet because I was too young to leave my mama. (incidently, my mama's name was Abby...no foollin'. No relation to our friend Abby who blogs with us)

Here is my human dad getting aquainted with me.

As for my birthday, I'm still waiting for something really special to happen. Everyone is just treating me like a dog. But alas! The day is still young!

Tomorrow

Tomorrow is my birthday. I'll be 4 years old. How do you think I should celebrate?

Blog Arguing

Editor: Hi editor here, saying that I must do the talking today since the dog doesn't know how to post.

Sherman: Yeah right!

Editor: Your just jealous.

Sherman: Of what your stupidity??

Editor: What makes me stupid? huh? huh? I give you all that help on the blog and this is what I get in return.

Sherman: Did I ever asked you to help me with my blog? No. I even asked you not help me but no, no you just had to "help" me.

Editor: Look I saw a cause that needed helping and I volunteered.

Sherman: Volunteered? Yeah right! You more like took over the blog.

Editor: Without me your hopeless.

Sherman: Yeah, one more smart remark like that and you'll be fired.

Editor: I was never hired so you can't fire me.

Sherman: Well doesn't that just make you "Mr. Smarty Pants!"

Editor: Smarty pants?!!!!! Well in that case your just a...

Random guy #1: The rest of this post can not be veiwed do to violence and harsh langage.

Random guy #2: Nice Picture any way.

A day of complaints

For the past few days it has been too hot to do anything but lie on the porch. It has also been to nice out for the boy to really get on the blog. Well at least the porch floor isn't that hard.

Recently the boy (a.k.a. my editor) has tried to put weird video on the blog but it was unsuccessful and the boy thinks the computer is just stupid. Humans are quite complainers. All they do is complain, complain, complain. (we now pause as the boy gets a chance to say: "kind of like your doing now")

You know another thing I hate hypocrites. All they do is say they hate something when they're doing it right then. (we now pause again as the boy takes a few dramatic coughs.) Now back to hypocrites they are so annoying. I am so not one. Something that's worse than hypocrites is hypocrates that say that they are not hypocates.

Well that's enogh complaining today. Til next post I remain

SHERMAN THE AMAZING DOG THAT CAN FLY!!!

Well maybe not but I am still SHERMAN... AN AMAZING DOG!!!!!!

A playdate with abby

Today I had a play date with Abby while Abby's mom and my mom went for a walk. It was very fun. We went running through the woods and wrestling and even little sniffing each other. And boy boomer I know your feelings completely because boy, Abby is like totally attracti... ahem, anyway I'll just summon it all up for you. We ran around, had fun and did what most dogs do on play dates.

Sherman,

Yummy Dandylion

The boy today decided my blog needed a good spring picture. But what does he know, It's my blog. Well anyway, he stuck some flowers in my face so people would generilize that I was sniffing flowers. I decided I'd show him. So when he stuck one in my face I decided to eat it. Mmmm... that's good. I got a whole bunch as that dumb boy kept trying again and again.


I Sure showed him. As long as I'm fed, I'm happy!

I love car rides

I LOVE car rides. They are so cool.

I love smearing up the windows with my nose even though the humans hate it when I do this.

I love getting in the car first and hogging an in tire row of sets causing the humans to have to share the remaining.

I love pretending to almost push one of the petals freaking the driver out.

I love sticking my face out the car window with my tongue out and hoping that no bugs will happen to decide to take a vacation on yellow lab dog tongue.

I love giving the humans a living foot rest.

I love sitting proud up in the front and ruling the car.

I love jumping over seats and squashing anyone in my path. By the way I weigh 85 so I'm not exactly fun to be squashed by.

Well anyway I love car rides so when anyone says "Go get in the car boy" in their sweet tone of voice I'll come running.

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A vist to the V-E-T!!!

Today was very happy day for me. I got to go to the vet. You may be thinking, "what kind of dog likes the vet". Well I actually like the vet I mean nothing ever bad happens there and all the vets are nice.

I got weighed there and it turns out that I weigh 85 pounds. Is that fat??? Well actually the vet said it was perfect weight.

I also got blood taken but no sweat it didn't hurt at all. Turns out it was I very joyful becaues there are no heart worms just a treat at the end.

At this vet all dogs get a nice big hug from the vet.

Today's walk

The other day me and mom and the boy went for a walk. It was very enjoyable. To the right is a picture of me and mom walking down the path.

About half way down the trail I found some nice raccoon droppings to roll in. Mom and the boy were kind of disgusted. Hey it's kind of like deodorant. Got to get that smell on me so all the girl dogs will like me better, not that I'm desporate or any thing.

Playing stick

Today me and the boy played stick. Stick is very simple. You (the dog) run around while the boy chases you and tries to keep you from eating the stick. If I eat the stick I will most likly get bad digestion problems. Finally the boy called it quits because I was better. Just shows him.

Play date with Boomer

The good weather is finally here!!! I am very happy because now I know what to post. Dreary weather makes you moody, I was kind of crabby last post.

Today I got to play with Boomer live (not a virtual thing on the computer that silly humans are always inventing). It was very tiring because boy that pups fast, actually he's one year old so that would be...hmm...one, two...seven dog years (still a pup). I mean I must be getting old or something because I am tired! then again I'm only 3 years old so that would be...one, two...ten, eleven...twenty one years old, Is that old? Anyway unfortunately My mom didn't get any pictures and we only got to play ten minutes. We did get the picture seen above however.

For now I will nap in the warm sun...

I don't know what to post

...

I don't know what to post. It seems after more than fifty posts you start to run out of ideas.

I simply follow a basic scedule of eating, sleeeping, and playing ball.

What I found on the side of the sidewalk

This is me on my walk sniffing something I just found but my mom had to pull me away from it. I didn't even get a chance to roll in it or eat it.

"I'm too tired"

Today I ws really tired so I decided to sleep in longer. But no, no those nasty humans I live with just had to wake me up. This is so not fair at all.

So now I'm tired right now while I'm posing so I think I'll take a short na...

Being Patient

Being patient is a dogs duy even though our race doesn't do it so well. This is me most likely waiting for the humans to finnish their dinner. I am always very quiet and try not to drool. I always see every piece of food that drops and as soon as the humans are done eating I run in and pick up all the food on the floor.

Ken's Doghouse!

Oh boy! Oh boy! What is that fabulous smell!?!!!? If I could just get closer...maybe someone will drop something!

After all...as long as I'm fed, I'm happy!

Tag game

I've been tagged for a new tag game. I ws tagged by Phebee and monica. (I did a differante one around christmas time) In this tag game you name 5 reasons why you blog

1. It's quite fun
2. I get to show the internate world my exallence.
3. I get to meet doggie and kittys in various spots around the world. I've all ready met a autralian cat (pablo) and a german dog (patch).
4. It's fun to cummunicate this way.
5. All of the above again.

I will now tag Abby, Boomer, and Charlie.

This is the 50th post by the way.

broken camera

AHHHH! I just foounnd out my camr is brooken. I am deeply depressed about it. Humans just don't know how to handle it now do they.

Today's thoughts: My sniffing ability

Today I decided to sniff the boxes in the room the humans are doing constructing in. I don't see why they even bother. It sounds like too much work. The boxes smelled fine nothing great or anything. One thing my family hates is when I'm walking and I find something good to smell and the humans have to drag me away from it. Sometimes it smell so good that I even roll in it. Dogs have an amazing ability. We can sniff things over real good. (that's how I can tell if one of my humans has touched a dog lately.) Us dogs even help humans with our nose like in those dumb human TV shows (like C.O.P.S. and C.S.I) Well I guess if those humans were smart enough to put a dog in there show, I guess it's not dumb. I'm not sure how to end this post so I'll end it here.

Ooooops! My bad!

I'm innocent! I didn't know that the horse picture was stolen...honest! Abby's mommy took the picture. My mommy took and pasted the picture so she could try to draw it some day. I found it and put it on my blog. I thought it was a stange looking dog.

Anyway...she yelled at me for using it on my blog and made me take it off! I'm innocent...just look at my face!

A Playful Day in the Snow

Today was a perfect day for playing in the snow. The sun was shining and it wasn't that cold but I ws the only one to enjoy it. I had to enjoy it all by my self because the humans went to a thing in which they go every sunday.

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The theif of my attention!!

Boomer you were right about that cat that just moved in with you. He is now steeling my attention. My mom visited Boomer's mom and look what that cat did.

He most likely purposly fell sleep on my mom's lap and then took pictures of it just to mock me.

He may look cute but he's realy just got a evil scheme behind his cute little face. I advize boomer to get rid of him. Oh well... that cat can't steel all of my attention.

Do you have food for me???

Steps for preparing for a walk

There are many ways and steps for preparing for a walk. Here is what I do.

Step #1: wait patiently for the human to get ready.

(This part is very frustrating.)

Step #2: Get your leach on.

(This I also make hard on the humans)

Step #3: Go!!!!!!!

This is the fun part!!!!!!

How to Torchure a dog

Drop a piece of cereal on the floor, making sure that it rolls undernieth the kitchen radiator so I can't reach it. Mock me by laughing and taking pictures.

Can I come in now?

My family decided to be mean today and put me out in the freezing cold. No matter how much I barked they wouldn't let me in. They even took pictures and mocked me through the window! After they were tired of mocking me they let me in. Good thing to. My poor tosies were freezing.

Homemade Ice Cream Please