My important and Unique parts (Part 1)

#1. My eye. Eyes can be annoying when they give off all those eye goops. Sometimes I think my eye looks like it's on fire because of the red circle.

#2: my tail. When I was a pup it would sometime seem as if it had a zig zag on it but it's disappered. This is also the most deadly and violent part of my body. I'm often so happy to see you a wip hard with my tail.

#3 My arch. Between my two eyes is a rig sort of thing. I guess it's kind of interresting but yet it isn't but anyway it got on the blog.

stay tuned for I shall continue thiss on the next POST!!!!!

I Honor of my Birthday....

I present to you.... my nose! (see? Told ya it was pink) Actually I prefer to call it my sniffer.

And, since it is my birthday...I thought it only right that I show you a picture of me as a little tyke. I was only 5 weeks old. My family came to the farm where I was born and picked me out. I wasn't allowed to leave with them yet because I was too young to leave my mama. (incidently, my mama's name was Abby...no foollin'. No relation to our friend Abby who blogs with us)

Here is my human dad getting aquainted with me.

As for my birthday, I'm still waiting for something really special to happen. Everyone is just treating me like a dog. But alas! The day is still young!

Tomorrow

Tomorrow is my birthday. I'll be 4 years old. How do you think I should celebrate?

Blog Arguing

Editor: Hi editor here, saying that I must do the talking today since the dog doesn't know how to post.

Sherman: Yeah right!

Editor: Your just jealous.

Sherman: Of what your stupidity??

Editor: What makes me stupid? huh? huh? I give you all that help on the blog and this is what I get in return.

Sherman: Did I ever asked you to help me with my blog? No. I even asked you not help me but no, no you just had to "help" me.

Editor: Look I saw a cause that needed helping and I volunteered.

Sherman: Volunteered? Yeah right! You more like took over the blog.

Editor: Without me your hopeless.

Sherman: Yeah, one more smart remark like that and you'll be fired.

Editor: I was never hired so you can't fire me.

Sherman: Well doesn't that just make you "Mr. Smarty Pants!"

Editor: Smarty pants?!!!!! Well in that case your just a...

Random guy #1: The rest of this post can not be veiwed do to violence and harsh langage.

Random guy #2: Nice Picture any way.

A day of complaints

For the past few days it has been too hot to do anything but lie on the porch. It has also been to nice out for the boy to really get on the blog. Well at least the porch floor isn't that hard.

Recently the boy (a.k.a. my editor) has tried to put weird video on the blog but it was unsuccessful and the boy thinks the computer is just stupid. Humans are quite complainers. All they do is complain, complain, complain. (we now pause as the boy gets a chance to say: "kind of like your doing now")

You know another thing I hate hypocrites. All they do is say they hate something when they're doing it right then. (we now pause again as the boy takes a few dramatic coughs.) Now back to hypocrites they are so annoying. I am so not one. Something that's worse than hypocrites is hypocrates that say that they are not hypocates.

Well that's enogh complaining today. Til next post I remain

SHERMAN THE AMAZING DOG THAT CAN FLY!!!

Well maybe not but I am still SHERMAN... AN AMAZING DOG!!!!!!

A playdate with abby

Today I had a play date with Abby while Abby's mom and my mom went for a walk. It was very fun. We went running through the woods and wrestling and even little sniffing each other. And boy boomer I know your feelings completely because boy, Abby is like totally attracti... ahem, anyway I'll just summon it all up for you. We ran around, had fun and did what most dogs do on play dates.

Sherman,

Yummy Dandylion

The boy today decided my blog needed a good spring picture. But what does he know, It's my blog. Well anyway, he stuck some flowers in my face so people would generilize that I was sniffing flowers. I decided I'd show him. So when he stuck one in my face I decided to eat it. Mmmm... that's good. I got a whole bunch as that dumb boy kept trying again and again.


I Sure showed him. As long as I'm fed, I'm happy!