summer

Summer is almost here. It's the wonderful season of change. Like for instinse, no more editor and more chewy watermelon. Actually I'm not sure if I completely got rid of the editor he still hasn't responded.

You know maybe I should be nicer to the editor since he does feed me every morning and he lets me in off the chain and even sometimes picks up my... well my "leftovers". Lets leave it a that.

Come on Summer!!!!!

Letter to Mr. Editor

Dear Mr. Editor

I am terribly sorry but you have been FIRED!!!! And don't you try that quote "you can't fire me!" It will NOT work. You have been prohimited from my blog from further notice.

I am sorry but I think my blog would be much better off with OUT you! you are a plain Nusaince and I don't like you dealing with my blog.

If you want to you can become my scribe since it is really hard to post with these paws.

Sherman,

My unique Parts (part 2)

This is continued from the last post.


Part #4: My mouth,
Look at these beautiful teeth! Made for destruction. And there's also my lips, my black lips. They almost have little pimples on them. And there's also my tougue, good for lick'n




Part #5: My bottom of my foot.
It's almost rubbery. This is also how I make my prints.
It's weird all the hair grow between them.

Part #6: my toes
My toes are very special you can notice the long toe nails! eek! Oh and between each toe is a slack of skin, It's good for swimin'!


THE END OF MY PARTS

My important and Unique parts (Part 1)

#1. My eye. Eyes can be annoying when they give off all those eye goops. Sometimes I think my eye looks like it's on fire because of the red circle.

#2: my tail. When I was a pup it would sometime seem as if it had a zig zag on it but it's disappered. This is also the most deadly and violent part of my body. I'm often so happy to see you a wip hard with my tail.

#3 My arch. Between my two eyes is a rig sort of thing. I guess it's kind of interresting but yet it isn't but anyway it got on the blog.

stay tuned for I shall continue thiss on the next POST!!!!!

I Honor of my Birthday....

I present to you.... my nose! (see? Told ya it was pink) Actually I prefer to call it my sniffer.

And, since it is my birthday...I thought it only right that I show you a picture of me as a little tyke. I was only 5 weeks old. My family came to the farm where I was born and picked me out. I wasn't allowed to leave with them yet because I was too young to leave my mama. (incidently, my mama's name was Abby...no foollin'. No relation to our friend Abby who blogs with us)

Here is my human dad getting aquainted with me.

As for my birthday, I'm still waiting for something really special to happen. Everyone is just treating me like a dog. But alas! The day is still young!

Tomorrow

Tomorrow is my birthday. I'll be 4 years old. How do you think I should celebrate?

Blog Arguing

Editor: Hi editor here, saying that I must do the talking today since the dog doesn't know how to post.

Sherman: Yeah right!

Editor: Your just jealous.

Sherman: Of what your stupidity??

Editor: What makes me stupid? huh? huh? I give you all that help on the blog and this is what I get in return.

Sherman: Did I ever asked you to help me with my blog? No. I even asked you not help me but no, no you just had to "help" me.

Editor: Look I saw a cause that needed helping and I volunteered.

Sherman: Volunteered? Yeah right! You more like took over the blog.

Editor: Without me your hopeless.

Sherman: Yeah, one more smart remark like that and you'll be fired.

Editor: I was never hired so you can't fire me.

Sherman: Well doesn't that just make you "Mr. Smarty Pants!"

Editor: Smarty pants?!!!!! Well in that case your just a...

Random guy #1: The rest of this post can not be veiwed do to violence and harsh langage.

Random guy #2: Nice Picture any way.