summer

Summer is almost here. It's the wonderful season of change. Like for instinse, no more editor and more chewy watermelon. Actually I'm not sure if I completely got rid of the editor he still hasn't responded.

You know maybe I should be nicer to the editor since he does feed me every morning and he lets me in off the chain and even sometimes picks up my... well my "leftovers". Lets leave it a that.

Come on Summer!!!!!

Letter to Mr. Editor

Dear Mr. Editor

I am terribly sorry but you have been FIRED!!!! And don't you try that quote "you can't fire me!" It will NOT work. You have been prohimited from my blog from further notice.

I am sorry but I think my blog would be much better off with OUT you! you are a plain Nusaince and I don't like you dealing with my blog.

If you want to you can become my scribe since it is really hard to post with these paws.

Sherman,

My important and Unique parts (Part 1)

#1. My eye. Eyes can be annoying when they give off all those eye goops. Sometimes I think my eye looks like it's on fire because of the red circle.

#2: my tail. When I was a pup it would sometime seem as if it had a zig zag on it but it's disappered. This is also the most deadly and violent part of my body. I'm often so happy to see you a wip hard with my tail.

#3 My arch. Between my two eyes is a rig sort of thing. I guess it's kind of interresting but yet it isn't but anyway it got on the blog.

stay tuned for I shall continue thiss on the next POST!!!!!

Blog Arguing

Editor: Hi editor here, saying that I must do the talking today since the dog doesn't know how to post.

Sherman: Yeah right!

Editor: Your just jealous.

Sherman: Of what your stupidity??

Editor: What makes me stupid? huh? huh? I give you all that help on the blog and this is what I get in return.

Sherman: Did I ever asked you to help me with my blog? No. I even asked you not help me but no, no you just had to "help" me.

Editor: Look I saw a cause that needed helping and I volunteered.

Sherman: Volunteered? Yeah right! You more like took over the blog.

Editor: Without me your hopeless.

Sherman: Yeah, one more smart remark like that and you'll be fired.

Editor: I was never hired so you can't fire me.

Sherman: Well doesn't that just make you "Mr. Smarty Pants!"

Editor: Smarty pants?!!!!! Well in that case your just a...

Random guy #1: The rest of this post can not be veiwed do to violence and harsh langage.

Random guy #2: Nice Picture any way.

A day of complaints

For the past few days it has been too hot to do anything but lie on the porch. It has also been to nice out for the boy to really get on the blog. Well at least the porch floor isn't that hard.

Recently the boy (a.k.a. my editor) has tried to put weird video on the blog but it was unsuccessful and the boy thinks the computer is just stupid. Humans are quite complainers. All they do is complain, complain, complain. (we now pause as the boy gets a chance to say: "kind of like your doing now")

You know another thing I hate hypocrites. All they do is say they hate something when they're doing it right then. (we now pause again as the boy takes a few dramatic coughs.) Now back to hypocrites they are so annoying. I am so not one. Something that's worse than hypocrites is hypocrates that say that they are not hypocates.

Well that's enogh complaining today. Til next post I remain

SHERMAN THE AMAZING DOG THAT CAN FLY!!!

Well maybe not but I am still SHERMAN... AN AMAZING DOG!!!!!!

Yummy Dandylion

The boy today decided my blog needed a good spring picture. But what does he know, It's my blog. Well anyway, he stuck some flowers in my face so people would generilize that I was sniffing flowers. I decided I'd show him. So when he stuck one in my face I decided to eat it. Mmmm... that's good. I got a whole bunch as that dumb boy kept trying again and again.


I Sure showed him. As long as I'm fed, I'm happy!

maggie

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Play date with Boomer

The good weather is finally here!!! I am very happy because now I know what to post. Dreary weather makes you moody, I was kind of crabby last post.

Today I got to play with Boomer live (not a virtual thing on the computer that silly humans are always inventing). It was very tiring because boy that pups fast, actually he's one year old so that would be...hmm...one, two...seven dog years (still a pup). I mean I must be getting old or something because I am tired! then again I'm only 3 years old so that would be...one, two...ten, eleven...twenty one years old, Is that old? Anyway unfortunately My mom didn't get any pictures and we only got to play ten minutes. We did get the picture seen above however.

For now I will nap in the warm sun...

I don't know what to post

...

I don't know what to post. It seems after more than fifty posts you start to run out of ideas.

I simply follow a basic scedule of eating, sleeeping, and playing ball.

Tag game

I've been tagged for a new tag game. I ws tagged by Phebee and monica. (I did a differante one around christmas time) In this tag game you name 5 reasons why you blog

1. It's quite fun
2. I get to show the internate world my exallence.
3. I get to meet doggie and kittys in various spots around the world. I've all ready met a autralian cat (pablo) and a german dog (patch).
4. It's fun to cummunicate this way.
5. All of the above again.

I will now tag Abby, Boomer, and Charlie.

This is the 50th post by the way.

My Other Blog

I have started a new blog on my profile. It is a caption blog.

Go here

My New Blogger Friend

Well I have a new blogger dogger friend. I have only meet him twice in real life. Like Jasmine we are sort of related (not in blood) but at least we get along better. His name is... wait what was it? Oh no! Sorry... ummmm... oh yeah Jakie!!!!!!!!! According to the boy he sometime attacks you at the heals. I would have noticed it sooner but the boy was hogging the computer because two of his teachers at school assigned essays on the same week.

Pictures!!!!

My mom just found out how to get pictures from our new camera to the computer. The posts should get more exciting. (Instead of boring cases about raccoons stealing my food.)

It is also maddie's birthday. Happy Birthday Maddie!!!! If you read anything I hope you read that.

This is a picture taken with our new camera.

As long as I'm fed I'm happy!!!!!!

Finding Dog blogs!

I fond lots of dog blogs thanks to Syd, for telling me a cool site were I could find them. There must be millions out there I only looked at a few but there certainly is a lot!!
My mom's sister's dog (jazz) started a blog so check it out.
As long as I'm fed I'm happy!!!!!

Picture improvement/my favorite football team.

I have dicided I need more pictures of me on the blog because after all it is my blog. Even though my humans don't have such good camera, I have hired the boy to take more pictures. That way we can see what I do in my day.
My favorite American football team (jets) the other day lost to the boy's favorite team (bills). Phooey, I betted my dog friend five milk bones that they'd win. You may wonder why the jets are my favorite team. The boy stuck two hands out in front of me and depending on which one I licked I liked that one better. He (and his sisters) tried it for every other team but every time I licked the jets one.

(note to pablo: football is differante in america. The picture is a picture of the jets team and our football)

I am still mad they lost but it can't be helped they falted not me. As long as I'm fed I'm happy.

Where are the other dogs??????

I can't seem to find any other dog blogs. They're all cats. What's so great about cats? I mean who's mans best friend any way. And dogs save people more often then cats do. Blind people don't have a seeing eye cat! Even fire men use dog and not cats!
My family watched sherk 2 last night. My favorite part was when the cat was on the ground acting ridiclous and coughing up a hair ball. You see dogs never cough up hair balls! But as long as I'm fed I'm happy.